Say no to foot fungus

You may not listen to radio 4 now but in the end you will'

 

David Cameron has no wrinkles on his testicles. Two quails eggs in a silk purse

Joke;  What do you do if you come across the CEO of Tesco's drowning in a canal?

You lob the old chap out, piss all over him and shout 'Every little helps.'





next Christmas I'm going to Germany so I can send a text saying 'Christmas? Bar Hamburg. No-one thinks this funny except me


Today I looked at the butterflies in the hot tent at the Natural History Museum. They were so beautiful and inspiring it was nauseating