The Christmas cracker
is pulled and I pretend to read the joke inside:
‘Why does Noddy wear a bell on his hat?’
A standard beat.
“Because he’s a cunt.”
My audience is shocked
except for the 12-year-old boy
I had not seen
who is doubled up
and laughing harder, I reckon,
than he has ever laughed before.
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